Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker wants drug testing for public aid, the News Tribune reported on Jan. 23. What a fabulous idea.
Since we now know that corporations are persons, Wisconsin will have to test all corporations that, er, excuse me, all corporations who receive subsidies, tax-increment funding, state contracts and other public assistance. Personally, I’m really looking forward to learning the results of the tests on the mining corporation-persons, the pipeline corporations-persons, the professional sports franchise corporation-persons and others. Yay!
Georgianna Henry
Duluth