Reader's View: ‘Build Back Better’ became a kid’s story
Offer a cookie to a senator for his swing vote, and he’ll ask for a glass of milk to go with it.
How Did President Joe Biden not get “Build Back Better” passed? The answer is as follows:
Offer a cookie to a senator for his swing vote, and he’ll ask for a glass of milk to go with it. Give him the glass of milk, and he’ll ask for a glass of organic milk. Give him a glass of organic milk, and he’ll ask for a glass of organic skim milk. Give him a glass of organic skim milk, and he’ll ask for a glass of unpasteurized, Holstein and Jersey crossbred milk. Give him a glass of unpasteurized, Holstein and Jersey crossbred milk, and he’ll ask that the glass of milk come from a cow that prefers to listen to Mozart when milked.
Give him a glass of unpasteurized milk from a Holstein and Jersey crossbred cow that prefers to listen to Mozart when milked, and he’ll ask to play cribbage with the Wizard of Oz. Give him a game of cribbage with the Wizard of Oz, and he’ll ask that Oz bring him the Wicked Witch of the West’s broomstick — the one that her heirs donated to his re-election campaign seconds before he considered accepting your cookie for his swing vote.
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