Dear Readers:
Mail keeps arriving regarding names that match occupations. My staff and I have been having a wonderful time reading it, and I would love to share more with you. So, if you're up for a chuckle, read on. (If not, just go back to the national news.)
Dear Abby:
When I saw the letter about Miss Hunger, the dietitian at Stout University, I had to write. My father was born in Menomonie, Wis., where Stout is located, and later taught there. He used to tell me about a law firm there called Ketchum and Cheatum. Also, he had a high school classmate named Iva Liver.
-- Ann H., Columbus, Ohio
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Dear Abby:
The day your column on funny names appeared, I had a good laugh and then began reading the front section of the paper, where I encountered the following. It's from the Associated Press with a byline of Lauran Neergard, which I am enclosing. It's titled "Circumcision of African men can cut HIV risk by half." The physician quoted from the World Health Organization is Dr. Kevin De Cock. I could not believe the two articles appeared in the same newspaper on the same day.
-- Bonnie in Wabash, Ind.
Dear Abby:
For many years the Internal Revenue supervisor in Oklahoma City was "I.M. Filer."
-- Anonymous in Oklahoma
Dear Abby:
My sister lives in Williamsville, N.Y. (near Buffalo), where there is a funeral home that seems nothing out of the ordinary, except for the name: Amigone Funeral Home. (Am I Gone.) True! Look them up -- they're in the phone book!
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-- Alaine in Jamestown, N.Y.
Dear Abby:
I have two names for you. My daughter's pediatrician is Dr. LeFevere, and my former priest was Father O'Pray.
-- Stephanie in Bloomington, Minn.
Dear Abby:
When I first moved here, I was looking for a new ob/gyn and came across a listing for a Dr. C. (Cynthia, I believe) Hymen.
-- Megan in Stratford, Conn.
Dear Abby:
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I once met a liquor salesman named Casey Sause.
-- Pamela in Baton Rouge, La.
Dear Abby:
I have diabetes and see a dietitian and a diabetes educator. Their last names are Short and Stout. I'm sure they never hear the end of it.
-- Nancy in Noblesville, Ind.
Dear Abby:
Years ago, here in Fort Worth, Texas, we had a doctor named Dr. Rumph. His specialty? Proctology, of course!
-- Had to Laugh in Fort Worth
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