HUMOR
I Am (amazon) Woman -- Hear Me Roar
It was -- literally -- a small thing that I wanted, but my entire family gaped at me in horror, as if I had brightly announced, "I think I'll sell my body on the streets to pick up a little pin money...
Posted on 5/23/12 at 1:32 PM
A Good Day To Order A Book
It is a good day to order a book. What book would I recommend? I strongly recommend the following book: You Gotta Dance Like No One's Watching by Lester H. Smith. It is a 312 page book, hard covered, ...
Posted on 3/3/12 at 9:16 AM
GTL: As long as the "T" stands for "Translucent"
I'm a natural blonde. I've never been a redhead (except the one and only time I became a brunette just out of curiosity and my hair kind of started turning auburn). You wouldn't be able to tell by how...
Posted on 7/22/11 at 10:07 PM
Humor at Work
I attended two funerals last week and it got me thinking about humor. From funeral to humor may seem like an odd leap, but have you ever been reminiscing about a deceased person with a grieving family...
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:26 AM
Relax, Relax, and Tell The Dog Some Dog Tales
Dogs and pets in general can be so relaxing. I know my pets bring me great joy and relaxation. They are there for you when you need them, love you unconditionally, and provide a source of quietness. ...
Posted on 6/14/10 at 7:12 AM
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: More random thoughts from Brian’s brain, but not all are from Brian
The random thoughts are piling up in my brain again. Or maybe that’s the seasonal phlegm. Either way, time to shovel some gunk out of my head and onto the pages of the Budgeteer!By Brian Matuszak , September 27, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Are you man enough to say those three little words?
So, I was thinking about it the other day, and you know what I don’t say to my wife, Sue, often enough? I bet you think it’s “I love you,” don’t you?By Brian Matuszak , September 16, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Uff-da! It’s a Rubber Chicken sketch, live in da Budgeteer!
Live from Hell, it's an original comedy sketch from Rubber Chicken's Brian Matuszak!By Brian Matuszak , August 30, 2010
The super-secret insider’s guide to Canal Park
By Brian Matuszak , August 19, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: More random thoughts from Brian’s brain
It’s been a month since my last “random thoughts” column, and, since then, more pesky bits of brain droppings have piled up in the dark corners of my mind.By Brian Matuszak , August 19, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Thoughts on a Kaylee Matuszak birthday
This week’s column is a birthday present to my daughter, Kaylee, which beats having to walk into Vanity or Hot Topic at the mall and plunk down money on a gift card.By Brian Matuszak , August 12, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Mii-prompted observations from a road in West Duluth
Why do I need to shed some weight, you ask? A super-tubby Mii showed up representing me on the “Wii Fit” game.By Brian Matuszak , August 09, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Hungry in Hermantown? Eat cheap at Sam’s Club!
Say you’re in Hermantown and you’re enjoying a Saturday afternoon doing “Hermantown-y” things — like counting all the businesses that used to be in Duluth — when, suddenly, your stomach starts grumbling louder than Harry Welty at a Duluth School Board meeting.By Brian Matuszak , July 29, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Dinosaurs or city council meetings? Brian can’t decide
What’s the deal with the excitement surrounding the upcoming “Walking with Dinosaurs” show coming to the DECC, anyway?By Brian Matuszak , July 22, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Print out this column and save big!
We're cheap, but it’s a good kind of cheap. It allows us to save our dollars here and there and cash them in over the summer when my wife, daughter and I are lucky enough to be together for large chunks of time.By Brian Matuszak , July 15, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Random thoughts from Brian’s head (Scary or insightful? You decide.)
I have had a few thoughts rattling around my head this week. Most involve Cheryl Ladd and, thus, are unprintable.By Brian Matuszak , July 08, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Hey, America, you’re not the only one getting older this week
It’s my birthday week! By the time you read this, I will have been on this planet for close to 47 years.By Brian Matuszak , July 06, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Oh no, where did Brian’s hair go?
By Brian Matuszak , June 24, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Brian gets nostalgic for marathon weekends past
By Brian Matuszak , June 17, 2010
Rubber Chicken Scratchings: Some of Brian Matuszak’s favorite things
By Brian Matuszak , June 10, 2010
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