Brian Matuszak column: Confused about who to vote for? Let Brian help! 
With so many complicated choices this political season, how can you possibly be expected to figure out how to pronounce “McElfatrick” or “Anzelc,” let alone which one to vote for?
For the Budgeteer News, 11/05/2012
Brian Matuszak column: How to work to put off work, or: Procrastination, thy name is Brian
So last weekend, Sue and I grabbed a butt pad, some crusty gloves, the giant clippers, and we finally got down to it.
For the Budgeteer News, 10/31/2012
Brian Matuszak column: Hey, who’s that guy winking at me?
So I was in the bathroom the other morning — don’t worry, it’s not another one of those columns — and I had just completed my daily ritual of teeth-brushing, deodorant-applying, and hair-comb-overing. I glanced in the mirror and, I gotta tell you, I liked what I saw/
For the Budgeteer News, 10/24/2012
Brian Matuszak column: Give Brian your costume ideas
So here we are, a few weeks away from Halloween and I’m plum out of costume ideas, as well as quaint sayings like “plum out of.”
For the Budgeteer News, 10/17/2012
Brian Matuszak column: Cats make it clear who’s in charge
So who’s waiting for you at home after a hard day at the office? A hairy companion to welcome you at the front door, tail furiously wagging?
For the Budgeteer News, 10/10/2012
Brian Matuszak column: A Brian brain drain of Random Thoughts
So that’s either October right around the corner or Justin Liles is skulking around my backyard looking for hoarfrost. Either way, it’s time to stick a crowbar in my cranium and unload some more Random Thoughts!
For the Budgeteer News, 09/30/2012
Brian Matuszak column: Twenty-five years of wedded bliss
So Sue and I are celebrating the big 25th wedding anniversary this week, and people have been peppering me all month with THOSE questions.
For the Budgeteer News, 09/23/2012
Brian Matuszak column: The day that Clinton felt Brian’s pain, along with his sweaty palm
So we all have a killer Brush With Greatness story that we break out whenever we want to impress someone.
For the Budgeteer News, 09/19/2012
Brian Matuszak column: Where did all the summer go?
So summer’s over, school’s back in session, and we here at the Matuszak household are content.
For the Budgeteer News, 09/12/2012
Brian Matuszak column: The great Minnesota/ Matuszak get-together
So before we go any further, I need to apologize to the good folks at the Super 8 in Blaine for what was left in the bathroom near the breakfast nook last Friday morning.
For the Budgeteer News, 09/05/2012
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