So have you heard the latest rumor that’s covering Duluth like a bad Phil Johnson toupee?RELATED CONTENT
Brian Matuszak column: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and as long as it’s zombies, Brian feels fine
So I recently found myself driving along a dark, lonely Proctor road (the only kind of road there is in Proctor), and, as they often do, my thoughts soon turned to the apocalypse.RELATED CONTENT
So it’s April Fool’s Day. April Fool! It’s only the middle of March. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have some foolish fun via a random thought or three.RELATED CONTENT
So remember back in June when Mother Nature was an irate Clubber Lang and smacked us around like a flabby Rocky Balboa? The clouds let loose and our region was crushed beneath a wet bulldozer of rain; roads were destroyed, restaurants were submerged, cats and dogs were living together. It was the The End of Days That Were Dry.RELATED CONTENT
So what’s with all the mounds of white stuff around the Twin Ports? No, not the whipped cream on Kevin Jacobsen’s strawberry crepes. I’m talking about all the snow we’ve received this winter.RELATED CONTENT
John D. Munsell, a former theater instructor at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, passed away last week at the way-too-early age of 70, and though his lanky, physical self may have shuffled off this mortal coil, his vibrant and passionate spiritual self will never leave us.RELATED CONTENT
So Sue and I recently walked on the water and we didn’t even have to travel to Galilee to do it.RELATED CONTENT
So it’s been cold, really cold, which shouldn’t have come as a newsflash to anyone except maybe the weekend weather guy on Channel 10.RELATED CONTENT
So we got back from our middle-of-the-week concert in St. Paul with heavy eyelids, due to the late hour, and lighter pocketbooks, due to the merchandise table.RELATED CONTENT
So we’re heading down to the Cities this week and Kaylee is very excited. In fact, as my fingertips tap-dance along the computer keys right now and form words that are intended to be humorous, my daughter is figuring out what to wear for this huge teenybopper showRELATED CONTENT
BRIAN MATUSZAK: So you know that chunk of time you have right around the second or third weekend in November when Thanksgiving is so close it causes your chest to cinch up tighter than Jim Stauber’s wallet because you realize your year is basically over?
BRIAN MATUSZAK: So, there used to be a time when a sketch comedy artist could stand on a stage in this town, utter the words “Jeno” and “Fedo” for two hours, and audiences would eat it up. Sadly, that time has now come to an end.
So, it’s Thanksgiving weekend, which means a lot of lethargic napping after turkey interaction. Or, as we refer to it in Minnesota: Vikings game day. I’m too groggy to concentrate, so let’s silly things up with another random thoughts column!
So, judging by all the Halloween merchandise on clearance (I can’t imagine why more people didn’t buy the fake Kardashian butts at K-Mart, but at 75percent off, I’ll take ‘em all – never know when you’ll have to host a Packer Party) and by all the Christmas stuff being shoved in my face faster than the Duluth School Board hustles Art Johnston out of closed-door meetings, I’d say the holidays are in full swing. But during this busy time of year, please don’t forget about Thanksgiving.RELATED CONTENT