Brian delivers his 2011 preview at the end of 2011So, I don’t mean to cause anxiety, but 2012 is rapidly approaching. If you wanted to accomplish anything of note in 2011 – like writing that novel or giving your only child a sibling – you have only two weeks to get it done.
So, I don’t mean to cause anxiety, but 2012 is rapidly approaching. If you wanted to accomplish anything of note in 2011 – like writing that novel or giving your only child a sibling – you have only two weeks to get it done.
Personally, I need to make that million dollars I had budgeted for this year, so there’s no time for a column this week. Instead, please enjoy this list I made last year at this time in an effort to lift myself out of the ol’ end-of-the-year doldrums.
To be honest, I forgot I had this list. I found it hidden in the porch behind my Barbie cruise ship ... uh, I mean, behind KAYLEE’S Barbie cruise ship! It’s not mine! What kind of a grown man would buy a Barbie cruise ship, print off scripts from “The Love Boat,” and then act them out with finger puppets, using his thumb as Captain Stubing? Not this one, I can assure you!! Ha, ha, ha!
THINGS I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IN 2011
Brian Matuszak has been difficult and demanding since February 2008. He is the co-founder of Renegade Comedy Theatre, founder of Rubber Chicken Theater, and he invites you to come watch him portray a teenage caddy, an enthusiastic game show host, a shuffling zombie, and a singing Darren Danielson in this year’s holiday sketch comedy revue titled “The Running (Unopposed) Man” at The Venue at Mohaupt Block. (Click on www.RubberChickenTheater.com to get yourself sitch-ee-ated!)