A growing problem this winter
There's something about a long, cold winter during which I feel like doing nothing but grumbling and playing Xbox and eating Cheetos that makes my pants shrink.
Stupid washing machine, right?
Oh, wait. Maybe it's not the pants, you're thinking? Yeah, you're probably right.
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